Kid's Valentine's Sayings and Fortune Ideas Children's Valentine's Jokes, Poems and Fortune Cookie Sayings Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? A: Hogs and Kisses! Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? A: “Be my valenstein!” Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental! Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? A: He gives it a Valenshine! Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration? A: Because you can really party hearty! Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: “I’m sweet on you!” Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? A: It was Valenswine’s Day! Q: What do you call a very small valentine? A: A valentiny! Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend? A; “I love you with all my art! You are sure to have an exceptionally lucky and fun Valentine's Day! From Isaac Valentines, valentines, Pink, red and blue, I've made a pretty one Just for you! Today as Valentines go out, To people near and far, This one I'm sending right to you, To say how nice you are. You make my heart (and my cookie!) crumble.... I love you more than a duck can swim! Happy Valentine’s Day! Just had to send A special friend A wish for Love and laughter. Happy Valentine’s Day You could never guess how much happiness You've brought my way! ~ Ella A Valentine's Wish Filled with Hugs and Kisses too. There’s a special place within my heart for you. Happy Valentine’s Day! Valentine, I like you; I’m glad that you’re my friend; We have lots of fun together, We are a perfect blend! As good friends go, You really shine. Let’s be each other’s Valentine! When we’re together, We have such fun; Valentine, You’re second to none! Special people are very few; Who is special? That would be you. Valentine I see you A lot when we’re at school, And every time I see you I think you’re very cool. If apples were pears & peaches were plums & a rose had a different name. I'd love you just the same. If tigers were bears & fingers were thumbs & a rose had a different name. I'd love you just the same.