Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings


May your every wish be granted… Kelli’s Birthday March 16, 2006

The secret to good friends is no secret to you. Happy Birthday Tammy!

A birthday is one day of a 365 day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!!! Rebecca

Thanks for coming to my sweet 16! ~ Beth January 12, 2001

Happy first birthday Claire! September 29, 2000

Have a birthday as unique and special as you are.

Hope the party never ends! Happy Birthday

Well, that year’s over. On to the next!

Happy Birthday! Hope all your wishes come true.

Celebrate the best things in life. Happy Birthday Mike!

Happy Birthday… and many more.

Celebrate every day! Happy Birthday

Birthday wishes for a wonderful day. Love Mom & Dad

Life… live the heck out of it! Happy Birthday Uncle Jack

Wishing you lots of little perfect birthday moments. Love, Shannon

Wish Justin a happy 13th birthday!

No one with Yetta’s energy, spirit, and love can ever be old.

Your life has been touched by a special woman, consider yourself fortunate and blessed.

Anything is life is possible when you do it with a smile…

May your birthday find you surrounded by the love of friends and family.

Thank you for celebrating with Billie Jean for her 40th.

May good fortune come to you for your birthday!

"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-Sir Winston Churchill

"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"
-Sam Levenson

"Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that's somehow connected to birth."
-Hugh Elliott

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. "
-Erma Bombeck

There is nothing better than birthday cake. It's like a slice of concentrated love with buttercream frosting.

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
-Robert Frost

Milestone Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

20th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment. - Ben Franklin

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. - Robert Southey

35th & 30th Birthday Fortune Cookie Quotes

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau

Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde

40th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Voltaire

Life begins at forty.
W. B. Pitkin

The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

Be wise with speed;
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Edward Young

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. - French Proverb

50th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S. Eliot

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
Joan Rivers

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
George Orwell

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. - Pablo Picasso

90th Birthday Fortune Cookie Sayings

"Oh, to be 70 again." Upon seeing
an attractive woman on his 90th birthday.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

32,872 days old...
but who's counting?

90...and STILL the
best looking guy in the room!

They say I just turned 90...
I demand a recount!

Congratulations on completing
52,507,440,000 miles in orbit
around the sun! Way to fly!

90 years old, one owner,
needs parts,
make an offer.

I just turned 90.
What have you done today?
~Austin Ingels

Austin Ingels,
Established in 1922
and the bar is still open.